Selfie Stick

"So like, I went to 'JB HI-FI' the other day and picked up the cooooolest present for Jase for his birthday! Check this out!", says the brown haired girl as she sits in the café opposite her friend.

She pulls out a black pole shaped object from her bag.

"Ohh cool!", says her friend enthusiastically. "What is it?".

"Oh my god, it's the coolest thing ever right!"

"Really??", says the friend excitedly.

"So you just like put your phone on the end of it here-"

"Yeah"

"And see this button on the handle here?"

"Yeah"

"Well you just like press that and it takes photos with your phone!"

"Oh cool!" says the friend, mildly surprised.

"It's a 'selfie stick', I've been using it heaps! So you can take selfies and no one can see your arm stretched out and you don't accidentally drop your phone!", says the brown haired girl.

Meanwhile, my girlfriend and I are trying to keep down our lunch and trying not to laugh whilst listening to this sick.

"Wowww! That's so awesome! I've never thought of that!", says the friend.

"Oh my god I had the best day of my life the other day! I took a thousand selfies with it. The day I got my selfie stick was like the best day of my life!", said the brown haired girl.

"I thought it was for Jase?"

"Oh. Yeah it totally is, but I just like, use it when he isn't, that's all", says the brown haired girl, slightly defensively.

"Oh my god, also do you remember Lisa from school?

"Yeah"

"Yeah well, she commented on one of my selfies on Instagram the other day and was all like "nice selfie stick!", haha. That's so funny, she must use one too I guess!"