Sunday, 21 September 2014

The Girl In Yellow





She looks nice enough, normal enough, kind enough, friendly enough. She's wearing a bright yellow dress, she has a brown handbag over her shoulder, and she has long brunette hair - she's in her late teens or early twenties.

It's peak hour when she steps onto the carriage, the train is overcrowded, and people are trying to keep to themselves in an effort to get home without any hassles. 

Two young men in their early twenties are standing in the carriage as well, talking to each other about music. The girl in yellow chimes in and begins to tell them about a new band she has discovered recently.

"Do you wanna hear them? I'll play them for you. I love this band so much man, they're a lot like Rammstein but like one hundred times better", she begins spouting enthusiastically.

"Oh uh, that's okay you don't have to play it, I don't really like Rammstein", says one of the young men.

"What? Nah you'll love this band, they're so hectic. I just love listening to them when I'm pissed off 'cause they just sing about shooting people and cutting people and raping people. It's awesome angry music!"

The girl in yellow then begins to play the music from her mobile phone.

"I don't listen to any music like that, that's actually completely opposite to the music I like. Can you please turn it off? I think it's bothering people", says the young man rather sternly.

"Fuck them, they are all dick heads any way. Like this guy!" The girl in yellow proceeds to eye off a bald middle aged gentlemen in tradesman clothes. "You're such a fucking asshole mate! You didn't like me right from the second you saw me back on the station platform!", she begins yelling at the bald man.

"That's because you were playing your ridiculous music back there too", the bald man states rather sternly.

"Some people actually like this fucking music you narrow-minded prick!" yells the girl in yellow.

"That's fine, but it's very loud, and you're bothering everyone in the carriage. I suggest you turn it off, okay?"

"Or what?!" she yells, by this point getting up as close to him as she can in an effort to intimidate him. "Are you going to punch me? Fucking hit me, you prick! Hit a girl mate! I know you want to!".

"My god you are a beast, take a look at yourself", states the bald man to the girl in yellow.

"I fucking dare you to hit me mate! See what fucking happens then!".

The train comes to a halt at the next station and the bald man proceeds to walk past the girl in yellow and to the carriage door.

"OH! Of course you fucking get off at my station! You're fucking following me, aren't you? This is fucking harassment. Can everyone see this?" she screams.

As she steps off the train, she walks past a young man with a Mohawk who says under his breath "Fuck, you're crazy".

The girl in yellow proceeds to step off the train, then looks back at the young man with the Mohawk and yells, "Go deep throat a fucking chainsaw you cunt!".


The doors close and the train leaves her for the bald man to deal with on the station platform. She looks nice enough, normal enough, kind enough, friendly enough.



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